Stories Archive by Month - August
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Tell Us The Craziest Thing You Did In School And Win A Prize
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News In Sexy Brief: August 16, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
Kunta Kinte Advises Caution On 'Guest Worker' Program
Kinte was invited by Stanford's school of engineering to speak on the effect of random field fluctations on temporal travel...
G.O.P. Sued For Breach of Contract With America
"Fiscal responsibility?" asked McCoy, rhetorically. "This spending spree with our children's money? Apparently the credit card thiefs I've put behind bars over the years have been fiscally responsible!"...
Thousands Flee FEMA
"Texans can handle hurricanes," Tucker said. "But nature don't hold a candle to the destructive power of inept administration..."
New Sheep Justice Smiles With Big, Pointy Teeth
"Must be an orthodontic problem," said Shep. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.). "Maybe that's why his 'baa-ah-ah-ah' is now starting with 'bwa'..."
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