Stories Archive by Month - August

Finally the mainstream media are running clips that have been appearing on the Internets ever since George W. Bush became a familiar name on the public stage...

Tehran, Iran - (ReUterus): Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket has defied his country's traditional courtship conventions and launched a personal internet dating agency for razor-deficient, holocaust-amnesic lonely-hearts kindred spirits...

Crawford, TX (O! Online) - President George W. Bush, otherwise affectionately known as "Boy George", recently completed in secrecy five days of community service in Crawford, Texas while he...

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources reports The Department of Homeland Security and the TSA will announce new airport screening regulations. Homeland Security Secretary, Michael Chertoff, said in an interview with The Associated...

In a move that surprised even those who expected a close race between ensconced Democrat Joe Lieberman and his liberal opponent Ned Lamont in the recent Connecticut primary...

Motley Crue drummer and former Pamela Anderson beau Tommy Lee has made some very strong statements recently regarding the naming of the new movie, Snakes On A Plane. Lee claims that the title of the...

"You Can Call Me Al, or did I do that song already, or did Gore, or did Paul Simon, or maybe it was me Joe Simon or me when I ran for the Presidency as Al Lieberman?"...

"Mars, Pluto -- planets we know and love for sticking with it and never giving up despite their small stature will be no more," agreed an avid fan of the movie "Rudy"...