Stories Archive by Month - August
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Bush Confesses To Rape And Murder of Constitution, Claims It Was Accident
Washington, DC (APE) - Federal authorities were summoned to the Thai Embassy late this evening to take custody of US President George W. Bush. Bush allegedly confessed to Embassy...
Fox Acquires Television Rights To The Apocalypse
Taking their cue from Pat Robertson, Sean Hannity and any number of other right-wing wackos who would incite world conflict to fulfill their dire predictions and...
Trekkie's Set Sights High With Female Genitalia Initiative
Steve Greenthal (L), owner of The Crew, a collection of wax figures from the original Star Trek television series, shows his display to Richard Newman of Virginia, a member of the board of directors of...
Gibson Recants Recantation
Hollywood − The ever-news-worthy Mel Gibson announced today by way of his manager, Guy Bouyette of the PR firm MakeItHappen, that he has had second thoughts about the recantation of his now-famous remarks...
Paranoid Levy Fears Hezbollah Stalkers
Downing Street, London - (AssoCIA-ted Mess): The Prime Monster's racket partner and special Middle East envoy Lord Levy has confided to Downing Street aides that he fears being stalked by ex-patriate Hezbollah hitmen following the...
TSA Confiscates Cheney's Pacemaker, Terrorists Win
With pistols drawn and GED brains on full orange alert, TSA authorities at Ronald Reagan Washington Nation Airport forced Vice-President Dick Cheney and several others present to relinquish their pacemakers – all with dire results...
I Can't Quit You Coffee (and I'm Not Gonna Even Put You Down For Awhile)
Coffee, what is it about you that has me so hooked? Today you sit back and relax and take a little look... It's the way you get me moving even when my brain's not yet...
Boom of Bigger Babies In Bay State
A recent Harvard research study reveals the prevalence of pudgy children in Massachusetts increased nearly 60 percent in 22 years. One of the most amazing findings is how heavy newborns are. In Massachusetts, apparently many..
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