Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Pluto The Pooch Plans A Name Change
Ever since the news broke that Pluto (the so-called ninth planet) might not be a planet after all, Pluto the pooch is unhappy with his name and wants to change it. 'It's time to move...
Gibson Discovers His Inner Woman
Hollywood -- It seems that Mel Gibson is having a crisis of conscience. He has confessed to insiders (the two that haven't fled yet), who leaked to...well, me, what he was shocked -shocked!-to read in...
Bush Releases Grueling Crawford Work Schedule
In an effort to quell negative press reports and lift sagging poll ratings, President Bush authorized his aides to release copies of his daily schedule during his 30-day...
Airport Scans: Use Them To Your Advantage
Hollywood − All over the US people are talking about the proposed airport scans. Surveys formal and informal show a distinct adverse response, despite the authorities' touting its benefits to flying safety. 'We can see...
Ed-E-Torial #2: Jessica Simpson Blogs. Ken Lay Is Still Dead. Fashion By Osama?
Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #2. Or...
Chertoff Declares War On Liquids
"We will hunt them down in their containers, in their cans and in their bottles. We will splash them on the ground during..."
Astrologers Denounce Pluto Downgrade
Prague, Czech Republic - (Associated Mess): A global convention of astronomers has called for the official demotion of the planet Pluto after denouncing it as a dirty chunk of meaningless space crap that's too distant...
Thailand Law: Jonbenet Ramsey Killer To Lose Both Testicles
'How do Thailand authorities deal with pedophiles? These men are punished by having their testicles whipped with a stiff bamboo stick for three hours and then unceremoniously lopped off with a rusty, dirty razor.... a...
Scorpio horoscope
For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....
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