Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Ford Recalls All SUVs Built Between 1996-2000
Ford Motor Company is fondly recalling all of the SUVs that helped it turn a healthy profit during the second half of the 1990s...
English Teacher's Grammatically Correct Text Messaging Annoying To Friends
"All she had to do was say 'got bsktbl til 6 c u @ 7'," complained Russell Waters, former classmate of Bell at Ball State and electrical contractor, "but this is what she wrote verbatim...
News In Sexy Brief: August 17, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
Blair's Firstborn Is Shirley Porter's Gerrymandering Accomplice
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The epic saga of the Thatcher era homes-for-votes fiasco took a sinister turn today as the latest Euro-Septic Tory glory-boy David Cameron emerged as the number one police suspect in Dame...
The Breasts of Lindsay Lohan
While the rest of her may be shrinking Lindsay Lohan's breasts have been growing at a steady rate, as reported by the steadfast investigative team at Britain's...
Nun But The Best
My friend from up the street, who shall remain nameless so I won't get her in trouble for telling you this...
US Troops In Iraq Receive New Orders: "Don't Get Killed!"
(Washington D.C. : The Pentagon) Unconfirmed-sources report a new policy directive for US servicemen in Iraq. The new causality reduction policy is designed to insure that fewer US soldiers will be...
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