Stories Archive by Month - August
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Fitzie Planning Clinton's 60th Birthday Surprise?
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The corridors of power on Capitol Hill have been awash all week with high level rumors that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald has a Plame-Game injury time wild card up his...
Lay Day To Be New National Holiday
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John Reid To Deliver Daily Message of Fear
John Reid is to deliver a daily message of terror after his frequent broadcasts during the recent "liquid on planes" crisis received critical acclaim...
Prescott In 'Comprehensible Outburst' Shock
The political and diplomatic community was today stunned when Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott labelled the Bush Administration's Middle East policy "crap". Compliments and plaudits...
Blind And Deaf Isn't Dumb In Oregon
In light of the State’s decision to combine the two schools next term, the Classes of 2006 at the Oregon School for the Blind...
Alabama Chocolate Factory Worker Boasts Miracle Bust
(Scottsboro, AL) − Fellow chocolate factory workers were startled when master candy maker Horance Burgance presented them with a chocolate bust of former Alabama head football coach Paul “Bear” Bryant. The bust, seen above, formed...
Jessica Simpson Has A New Man
According to People magazine, Jessica Simpson has a new guy. Yes, the Nick Lachey era may now be officially closed. The nation's premier celebrity news source says that the singer and star of the...
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