Stories Archive by Month - August
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Nick Jonas Paddling In School Brought Lawsuit
It has recently came to light why the Jonas Brothers were home-schooled after spending several early years in a regular school in Dallas, Texas.
Apparently Nick Jonas, then in the second grade, was taken to the
Peeping Tom Concerned About Erin Andrews
The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life.
"I've got
Usain Bolt: I Am Not Gay
Usain Bolt, world record holder for the 100 metres and global superstar who has set the world athletics championships alight, has stressed that he is not Gay.
"It was bound to happen I suppose, athletics is
Robert Novak Is Dead : World Goes On With One Less Mean Old Jerk
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: After a long illness conservative lightning rod Robert Novak passed away today. Known as the Prince of Darkness, Novak enjoyed his roll as the no compromises cold
Dancing With The Stars 2009 Line Up Announced
The much anticipated Dancing with the Stars 2009 line up has been announced. And wow, what a cornucopia of talent and fame this cast list is:
Gloria Garcia - who once cleaned for one of the
Going Back To School: What Can You Do?
The Enduring Vision would never endorse learning of any kind, so we're happy to offer some easy-to-follow instructions for avoiding school. Or, if you are somehow tricked into attending, the following tips will make your
Welcome Miguel Arringones To Techchuff
Regular readers will know that at TechChuff our noted simple and accessible (read: slightly spazzy) journalistic style and integrity has been upheld by the fact we only have 1 staff writer and he is actually
Kerry Katona To Be New "Nose of Colombia"!
Disgraced former pop star, reality star, shopping star, star Mum, Evening star and Star of Wilmslow, fat bird Kerry Katona has been sensationally revealed as the new "Nose of Colombia"!
In a brilliantly timed turn of
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