Stories Archive by Month - August
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Taylor Lautner And Mel Gibson's Ex-future Wife Oksana Grigorieva Seen Flirting At A Russian Restaurant In Rancho Cucamonga
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - Taylor Lautner, aka Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga series, was seen dining with Mel Gibson's ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva, at one of the fanciest Russian Restaurants in Rancho Cucamonga.
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No Angels Hiv Singer Nadja Benaissa Kept 'Schtum' Because - She Claims - She "Had Band's Best Interests At Heart"
Nadja Benaissa, the singer with German girl band No Angels, has told a court that she had unprotected sex with several partners without warning them she was HIV-positive "to protect the best interests of the
England Are The New Tottenham
After crashing out of the world cup, Manager Fabio Capello revealed reasons why England could never win anything and at least not be humiliated.
The Italian revealed that England's football team in general had a striking
Hog Jaw Daily News - Hog Jaw Residents Coming To Terms With Celebrity Status
Hog Jaw, Arkansas, Tuesday - The Mayor of Hog Jaw, Humphrey Dumpty went out to breakfast this morning at Pop's Main Street Diner as he tried to absorb the media spotlight shining on Hog Jaw.
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Kristen Stewart , Dev Patel To Do Remake of "Spellbound"?
Kristen Stewart who went to India and Bollywood to make a different type of movie than the Twilight role of Isabella, has landed the leading lady role in the remake of "Spellbound", the old romantic
Robert Pattinson Bumps His Head On Cupboard Door - Kristen Stewart Distraught
Twilight fans the world over awoke to a living nightmare this morning as news leaked out that tousle haired Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen, the fiendishly hunky vampire out of the Twilight saga - last
Mel "From Hell" Gibson Is At It Again - Calls Britney Spears A Fake Blonde, Has-been, Lip Syncher
MALIBU BEACH - It appears that the Aussie bad boy aka Mel from Hell just keeps sticking his foot in his 'down under mouth.'
The Australian whose 'out of control' viciously vulgar rants and scatologically smutty
Genetic Freak Found To Have Two Arse Holes
Swindon, Wilts - UK - Doctors are baffled (copyright:rentacliche.con) as to why Swindon man and self-confessed genetic freak Lazlo O'Grady was born with two arse holes.
It appears that Lazlo O'Grady has one arse hole for
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