Stories Archive by Month - August
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Daily Links 8/16/10
Population Map -
Population graphed by latitude and longitude.
Journalism Warning Labels -
These would be nice if anyone actually read newspapers any more.
Scotch on the Rocks -
Jarhead, The Florida Bear Is To Become The First Bear Astronaut To Walk On The Moon!
After getting his head stuck in a jar, a black bear residing in Florida has been chosen to fly into space!
A NASA scientist observing the bear in its stressful situation immediately contracted it to
Lourdes Is Evacuated As Israel Threaten To Bomb Madonna!
30.000 Pilgrims were evacuated at Lourdes, France today after the Israeli secret service threatened to blow up the Madonna.
Lourdes has been a thorn in the Israeli side for many years because fundamental Jews reject
Previously Unknown Lowry Picture Found In Salford Attic
A couple from Salford are celebrating as a painting they found in their attic was recently authenticated as the last picture ever painted by L.S. Lowry, and has been valued at a staggering twelve million
Hells Angels Called In To Restore Peace On Jersey Shore
Things have gotten so out of hand on the Jersey Shore, what with Snooki and now co-Jerseyite, Ronnie, getting arrested for what the producers call "behavioral issues," that the Hells Angels New York chapter has
Osama Bin Laden Creates A Superbug To Destroy The World
EMERGENCY- Osama Bin Laden is being accused of creating a superbug to destroy the world. A spokesman for Bin Laden said the bacteria is suppose to kill two third of the human population to rid
Harrabs' Shrine To Diana And Dodi To Be Shipped Back Home To Kremlin
London - (Pont d'Alma Tunnel Vision Mess): The tacky RIP tribute to Di-Die and Do-Do is being taken down this week ahead of being returned to Princess Di HQ in Moscow.
The Diana and Dodi altar
Amy Winehouse's Latest Song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" Is The Number One Song In Iceland
REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Selfoss Garpsdalur, the director of the Icelandic Music Charts has just informed Amy Winehouse that her song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" has just climbed into the number one position overtaking Tila Tequila's
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