Stories Archive by Month - August

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Janet Jackson Brings wardrobe Malfunction To A Whole New Level

Janet Jackson Brings wardrobe Malfunction To A Whole New Level

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Pepe Reina Lobs Ball In His Own Net As Liverpool Slump At The Last Hurdle

It was looking good for Liverpool in the closing stages of the match with Arsenal, a goal up despite being down to ten men following Joe Cole's debut dismissal for a reckless tackle. Liverpool continued to

 The Spoof
Added: 16 August 2010
Erratic Weather Blamed For Empty Stork Nests In Hungary

Erratic Weather Blamed For Empty Stork Nests In Hungary

An unseasonably wet and stormy June is responsible for a precipitous drop in the number of stork nestlings in Hungary this year, according to the Hungarian Ornithological and Nature Conservation Association.

 The Chortler
Added: 16 August 2010
Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal

1 In 2 Women Prefer Being Thin To Having Sex!

1 In 2 Women Prefer Being Thin To Having Sex!

In surveys asking women "Chocolate or SEX?" almost 90% of women chose ......Chocolate! Now in a new US poll more than 50% of the surveyed said they would rather be thin than have sex. Body experts say

 The Spoof
Added: 16 August 2010
'Jersey Shore's' Ronnie Busted For Impersonating An Italian, Parking Tickets.

'Jersey Shore's' Ronnie Busted For Impersonating An Italian, Parking Tickets.

"Jersey Shore" cast member Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was taken in to custody by Seaside Heights PD this morning, because of warrants for unpaid parking tickets, as well as unlawfully impersonating a Italian. N.J.S.A. 2c:13-1(a)-(d) provides as follows:...

 The Spoof
Added: 16 August 2010
Eat Pray Love?  Pow Pow Pow!

Eat Pray Love? Pow Pow Pow!

That was the no-holds-barred approach taken by Sylvester Stallone, facing a box office challenge over the weekend. His action flick, "The Expendables," turned out to be U. S. box office champ, grossing an estimated

 The Spoof
Added: 16 August 2010
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Chelsea Buy History

In an unprecedented move, Chelsea FC have splashed out an undisclosed sum - beleived to be several billion - on purchasing history from all over the world during the summer. At Saturday's game against

 The Spoof
Added: 16 August 2010


Pisces horoscope

Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....

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