Stories Archive by Month - August
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John Tesh: Master of Faggots
by Pete Puma (and John Tesh)
There're two kinds of faggots in this world, douches: homo-faggots and hetero-faggots. Homo-faggots are the dudes who like to bang other dudes. And, y'know, I'm
Dating Guidelines Released
A new Government department aimed at reducing the amount of single people in the country has today released a guideline of do's and dont's when out on a first date.
Mr S Shady, Minister for Demographics,
It's Official - Procrastination Is The Thief of Time
We can exclusively reveal that Procrastination has sensationally been exposed as the thief of time and was today sentenced for 10 years.
Speaking for Scotland Yard Officer James McSporran told us "Well, we've suspected this for
Darwinian Pruning Removes 8 Off-road Race Fans From Gene Pool
For thousands on higher rungs of the Darwinian ladder, The Soggy Dry Lake Bed 200 Off-Road Race sounds like the entertainment provided in the Seventh Circle of Hell.
Sadly, 8 of the thousands who went to
Latest Eastenders Shock Storyline - Phil Mitchell To Become Addicted To Writing Spoofs
Eastenders hard man and current crack cocaine addict Phil Mitchell is set to appear in the soaps most controversial storyline yet - he will become addicted to writing spoofs.
The crippling addiction begins after Mitchell gets
People of New York To Throw Shoes At Obama Over Ground Zero Mosque Decision
Barmy President Obama, who wants to build a great big mosque on the site of Ground Zero is in for a surprise when he visits Manhattan next week. A few thousand residents plan to throw
De Beers Riddle Solved
The answer to the riddle of why De Beers was targeted in an audacious raid by thieves has been met with incredulity by the Police. They had assumed they were after a super-cool gang.
The truth
Alan Milburn To Be Minister For Social Climbing
Whitehall - (Coalition Ass Mess): The stench of yet another hoax royal wedding is overpowering.
An announcement from No 10 today confirms that Labour hatchet man Alan Milburn has been appointed as Minister for Social
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