Stories Archive by Month - August
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Megan Fox Back In Transformers 4! Signs Double Contract!
Hot actress Megan Fox, who has recently married boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, has apparently signed a deal to do Transformer 4, which will be released only four months after Transformers 3.
"After signing Megan, which we
Mel Gibson Said Religion Will Destroy China
Mel Gibson gave a speech at a Chinese university to condemn religion and religious freedoms because it causes the destruction of an intelligent society.
He warned Chinese citizens that religion is a mechanism of self-destruction
After Pinkie-swearing Custody Pact Levi-johnston-bristol Palin To Pose Nude Together To Raise College Funds For Tripp
Levi Johnston & Bristol Palin have finally reached a custody pact over son Tripp. Both pinkie-swore to abide by the following points:
- like, not say mean and nasty things about each other unless the other
Travel Channel Offers Michelle Obama Her Own Show
First Lady Michelle Obama has seen a drop in her approval rating, largely due to her trip to Spain where she and her entourage enjoyed luxurious accommodations. Conservative pundits have called her a modern-day Marie
Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner
At a press conference yesterday, actor Robert Pattinson stated that he had apologized to his friend and co-star, Taylor Lautner.
"We got to be friends while doing the Twilight movies and it was my fault, being
Petraeus To Expand don't Ask Don't Tell To His War Exit Strategies
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Commonwealth Games Have Fishy Pong
Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh is fed up to the gills with all the fishy happenings around the Commonwealth Games that are due to be held in the Indian Capital New Delhi in a couple
Blair Set To Become Government Peace Czar
Following in the footsteps of Labourites Frank Field, John Hutton and Alan Milburn, Tony Blair is set to join the Government as an adviser. He will become the Peace Czar.
This gesture from the Coalition Government
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