Stories Archive by Month - August
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Crazy John Mccain Offers To Pose Nude With His Veep Choice 'Runnin Bear' Sarah Palin
Crazy John McCain was mightily salivating at the thought of a nude Sarah Palin. He told reporters gathered in his hometown:
"She may say she's a Mama Grizzly but I picked her as my running
Tomkat To 'Homeschool' Suri. Fear She May "Actually Learn Something" If She Goes To School With Regular Kids
Good old Katie has completely morphed into the paragon of a doormat wife as decreed by Chapter and Verse of the Crazy-cult Marriage Manual.
Having failed with previous wives - the smart one and the confused
UK Govt To Cut Funding To Students Wanting To Study Terrorism
Students wishing to study terrorism have been dealt a blow, as the Government announced that funding for the courses is to be cut.
A number of British universities and colleges offer a three-year degree in the
Mel Gibson Launches "Patriot" Sex Toy For Randy Men Who's Partners Fall Asleep - But It Doesn't Work For Jews
Actor and wife-beater Mel Gibson today launched a sex aide designed for men who's partners fall asleep without giving them blow jobs. The "Patriot" is a synthetic mouth complete with moving tongue, into which the
The Gorgeously Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Brooklyn Decker And Zac Efron To Star In "The Multiple Organists"
HOLLYWOOD - One of the most beautiful models to ever grace the pages of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, Brooklyn Decker, will be appearing with Zac Efron in Staccato Monteverdi's The Multiple Organists.
The film which
Rowdy Hardy Wins Minor Moniker Madness 2010
Some of the more unusual appellations in sports have come to the fore in recent weeks. Yes, 'tis the season of Minors Moniker Madness, the whimsical contest run by MiLB.com which features the most
Sir Alex Ferguson Cautioned By Chewing Gum Activist
Mrs Brenda Stoat, well known Reigate 'Clean Up Britain' campaigner has launched a scathing new attack on Manchester United's famous gum-chewing manager, Sir Alex Ferguson.
"I call upon Alex Ferguson to provide public evidence of
Thousands of A Grade Students To Be Denied Opportunity To Drink Away Three Years of Their Lives
Shocking reports this week have suggested that with more university applicants than ever before, scores of talented, hard-working young men and women will be denied the chance to squander money on alcohol and takeaways, thereby
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