Stories Archive by Month - August
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US To Give France Back To Germany
(The Idiot) Washington—After much criticism from the French on American culture, food, and politics, President Bush bowed to pressure from Conservatives to give France back to Germany. “Stupid Frenchies!” he said in a statement released
Cometary Collision Creates Catastrophic Consequences
CAPE CANAVERAL -- (AP) The Deep Impact space mission came to a spectacular climax on July 4, 2005, when NASA successfully collided an 820-pound copper projectile into a giant comet (Tempel 1). The explosion from
Mcdonalds Mc'sued
Burger King filed charges against McDonald's today claiming that McDonald's new TV ad showing Burger King delivering Cindy Sheehan's camp free Whoppers is completely fraudulent.
Cbs News, It's A A-changin'
Declining ratings for their evening news program has reportedly led CBS to turn decisions about the show's format and content over to a group of 20-something interns. Said Ed Asner, CEO of CBS, 'Jennings is
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