Stories Archive by Month - August
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Bush To Cindy Sheehan: "i Know How Cindy Sheehan Feels. I'm A Mother Too."
(Crawford--TX) "I know how Cindy Sheehan feels. I'm a mother too," the line attributed to George Bush in the latest Drudge Report has many Republicans spinning faster than plates on sticks
Mortgage Clampdown On Dead Applicants
'It was the film, 'The Day of the Jackal' that gave me the idea', says Ben Gurney, 23, of Carshalton, Surrey. 'I went to my local cemetery and scoured the headstones for likely names to
Btk Killer Introduces Exercise Video
El Dorado Correctional Facility -- Dennis Rader, a.k.a. 'The BTK Killer' today announced a line of fitness videos intended to develop hand and wrist strength. Said Rader, from his prison cell, 'Choking a person to
Intelligence Linked To Cunnilingus
A report published today has whipped up a tempest of testosterone-fuelled outrage among Christian fundamentalists
A Little Thank You Note To My National Security Agency Web Threat Algorithm
Dear Hal,
I know you have been very busy lately plowing through millions of worthless web sites and blogs, but I just wanted to take a little bit of your time
Rocketeers Miss Battleship, Sent Home To Practice
Aqaba -- Terrorists fired a pair of Katyusah missiles at US Navy Warships docked at the Red Sea resort of Aqaba, but missed. 'My God,' said Lieutenant Commander Gilligan Giles, 'The USS Ashland is a
White House 'Thinking of You' Cards
As expressed to the press, President Bush was far too busy to meet with grieving mother Cindy Sheehan. When you are leader of the free world, there is no time for idle chit chat. That
Big Brother Evictee Denies She Did Not Have Sex
Big Brother evictee Michelle Cillicone lashed out at the reality voyeurdrama today after TV executives insisted she did not have sex on the show
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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......
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