Stories Archive by Month - August
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Fire Proof Ipants Are Hottest Apple Laptop Accessory
Steve Jobs announced today that sales of the new Apple IPants have surpassed the record breaking sales of the Ipod. The fire proof laptop pants have become a must have for...
Cullen Signals Return To Steam
In a radical new departure Irish Minister For Transport & Announcements, Martin Cullen T.D, has unveiled a five hundred year plan to bring steam back to Ireland...
Rap Music "Responsible For The Deaths of Thousands"
On top of reports that rap music is responsible for teenage pregnancies and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases, it has emerged that rap music is also responsible for the spread of the MRSA virus...
Ask Dr. Sawtooth: What's Cooking?
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Nagin Pledges Recovery Faster Than Atlantis, Babylon
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, who this week answered criticism about the speed of his administration's reconstruction efforts by noting that the World Trade Center site in New York still sits vacant, today...
Texas Air National Guard Recalls George W. Bush To Active Duty: White House Says He's Missing.
The Texas Air National Guard, facing the same enlistment woes as every other branch of the military, has taken the extraordinary step of...
New Security Measure: Curry Banned On All Flights
The government today announced its latest masterstroke in the war on terror by banning curry from all flights into and out of the country...
Mi5 Uncover Irish Link In Terror Plot
Sources close to M15 have revealed that there may be an Irish connection to the alleged terror plot against US Aircraft flying from the UK...
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