Stories Archive by Month - August

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Little People Protest Classifying Pluto As Dwarf Planet

Little People Protest Classifying Pluto As "Dwarf Planet"

Just days after an international astronomy organization re-classified Pluto as a "dwarf planet", an association of dwarf astronomers today called on the scientific community to use the term "little planet" instead...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 26 August 2006
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Romanian Humor: Dogface

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Pluto Launches Missles In Response To IAU Sanctions

Pluto Launches Missles In Response To IAU Sanctions

The government of Pluto, a territory in the Kuiper Belt formerly considered the 9th planet of the solar system, has launched several missles in retaliation for recent sanctions by the IAU that revoked its planetary...

 Slashnot
Added: 25 August 2006
George W. Bush: His Upcoming  '06 Mid Term Tour And Career Reviewed

George W. Bush: His Upcoming '06 Mid Term Tour And Career Reviewed

United States President George W. Bush gave a rare White House Comedy Club appearance this week, which he calls "Press Conferences" where he tried out the new stand up...

George W. Bush Wants To Know......

George W. Bush Wants To Know......

Darling you gotta let me know Should I stay or should I go? If you say that you are mine I'll be here til the end of time So you got to let know

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 25 August 2006
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Joe Lieberman's Midlife Crisis

HARTFORD: Watching a politician's unpredictable midlife crisis unfold in slow-motion is proving to be a highly entertaining sport for political commentators, national news and Connecticut residents alike --- as the disaster that is Joe Lieber...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 August 2006
Microsoft Rolls Out New Corporate Song

Microsoft Rolls Out New Corporate Song

REDMOND, Wash. - Microsoft announced today that it is introducing a new corporate song to replace the aging 'Start Me Up' anthem from the aging British rock group The Rolling Stones. 'While 'Start Me Up'...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 August 2006
Heather McCartney And Mel Gibson Combine To Write New Beatle Songs

Heather McCartney And Mel Gibson Combine To Write New Beatle Songs

Heather McCartney, in the throes of a bitter divorce from Sir Paul, has teamed up with Mel Gibson to rewrite some Beatle oldies...



Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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