Stories Archive by Month - August
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Buying A Computer: What Can You Do?
This is a classic story from our archives designed to help get you through our hiatus. Cheerio!...
Terror Suspect Pictures: An Apology
Following a lengthy exchange of correspondence between DeadBrain and lawyers acting for Brenda Shuttleworth, a pensioner from Grimsby, DeadBrain would like to apologise to Mrs Shuttleworth for mistakenly identifying her as a terrorist...
Cruise Announces Lawsuit Against Paramount: Cites Religious Persecution
Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - Appearing at a press conference today with Church of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise announced that he had reluctantly decided to sue...
Racial "Survivor" To Air Instead of Religious Battle
Sources close to the producers of TV's Survivor said the upcoming "Cook Islands" contest among racially-segregated teams of Blacks, Whites, Hispanics and Asians will be shown in place of another concept that had...
Fidel Castro Has Died
Unconfirmed sources report that Cuban strongman Fidel Castro has died. Castro who has been under going treatment for a severe illness apparently passed away last night at private hospital just outside...
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Added: 25 August 2006
"I Romped With Ahmadinejad In My Pad" Claims Curvy Brunette
A vaguely ATTRACTIVE and feisty ESSEX GIRL enjoyed a marathon SEX session with BAD-BOY Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, after which he unwound by devouring...
Absence Makes The Hard-on Go Wander
Entertainment headlines for the past few weeks have quoted Paris Hilton saying that she had plans of being celibate for the next year...
Jon Stewart Tours Iraq:
(Green Zone, Iraq) In a daring overnight flight John Stewart braved the skies over Iraq to visit US troops. In support of his 2008 presidential bid Stewart said "I have to..."
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