Stories Archive by Month - August

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Hillary To Qaeda: Help Me Beat Gop, Halt Terror ?till 2009

Hillary To Qaeda: Help Me Beat Gop, Halt Terror ?till 2009

(2007-08-24) -- Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, convinced that a U.S. terror strike before the 2008 elections would help Republicans to hold the White House and recapture Congress, today called on al Qaeda to delay planned

 Scrapple Face
Added: 24 August 2007
Geek Horoscopes

Geek Horoscopes

Planning on living for another week? Find out what'll happen to you...

 BBSpot
Added: 24 August 2007
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'NickFun' -- A Funky Orchid Among Men? Feds Think So.

US and A (Get the Funk Out) - Irregular Spoof! contributor 'NickFun', whose name happens to be an anagram for the seventies funk/jazz-funk/soul-jazz group 'Funk Inc.' (and is therefore believed to be the pen name

 The Spoof
Added: 24 August 2007
Astronomers Discover Nothing In The Universe

Astronomers Discover Nothing In The Universe

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Astronomers have discovered nothing in an area of the universe one billion light years across. Many astronomers are puzzled by this large lack of anything but others are proposing theories

 The Spoof
Added: 24 August 2007
Kerry Sues Bush Over Use of Vietnam Imagery

Kerry Sues Bush Over Use of Vietnam Imagery

(2007-08-23) -- Former presidential rival Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, today filed suit against President George Bush over remarks to the Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) yesterday in which the president likened the consequences of an

 Scrapple Face
Added: 24 August 2007
Vick Under Investigation For Infant Fighting

Vick Under Investigation For Infant Fighting

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) Beleaugered Atlanta Falcon quarterback What'shisname Vick is facing new charges that he was involved in the cruel and violent sport of infant fighting. The sport involves taking the formula bottle away from

 The Spoof
Added: 24 August 2007
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Lab Bratz: Around And Around

Circular logic...

 BBSpot
Added: 24 August 2007
Wil Wheaton Indicted For Role In Robot Fighting Ring

Wil Wheaton Indicted For Role In Robot Fighting Ring

Will he ever act again?

 BBSpot
Added: 24 August 2007


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