Stories Archive by Month - August
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UN Leaks God Project
Several anonymous United Nations sources reported today of the Galactic Origins Domination Project. Government whistleblowers praise it as next to Heaven in scope.
Scientists Replicate Out-of-body Experience
London Paranormal Symposium - (Ass Mess): Scientists have replicated a chain of events that has triggered out-of-body experiences previously confined to traditional gastric voidings.
I Really Do Nothing Very Much At All Says Victoria Beckham
After a long hard look at herself, professional wife Victoria Beckham stated - 'I really do nothing very much at all.'...
Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze
Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel...
Elderly Sex On The 'Rise'
Chicago, IL, 8/24/07 (Geriatrics Gazette): Recent studies released by the University of Chicago indicate that many old people remain sexually active well into their eighties and beyond. The study shows this sometimes leads to unique
Londoners Respond To Britney's Invasion of Their Beloved City; Sir Elton John Extends His Assistance In This Time of Crisis
London, England - Some say Britney is trying to run away from K-Fed; others that she is running back into the arms Justin (whom they say she secretly wants away from Madonna); still other's say
Russian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized Off Guatemala
Mexico City - (Ass Mess): The latest victim of Hurricane Dean appears to be a Russian Navy sub carrying five tons of cocaine which became beached off the Guatemalan coast after violent tidal activity forced
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