Stories Archive by Month - August
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Diana Memorial Fund Gave £10 Million of Heroin To Asylum Seekers
London - (Rotters): The Princess Diana Memorial Fund has spent £10 million of daftass British donors' money on free heroin to rejhected UK asylum seekers according to reports published today.
Canada And Mexico Will Exchange Places
Quebec, Canada (IP) - Canada and Mexico will trade places. All of the Canadians will head south and cross the United States and while they do that the Mexicans will head north and enter Canada.
General Petraeus' Greatest Battle: Illiteracy
He took the helm in rough seas, plotted a sure course between quagmire and fratricide, and stabilized a nation sliding into chaos, but General David Petraeus' toughest struggles have been of a personal nature. For
"Click & Clack, The Tappet Brothers" Split
Cambridge, Massachusetts, 8/23/07 (Automotive Assinator): Tom and Ray Magliozzi, the two brothers known as 'Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers', and hosts of the long-running PBS program 'Car Talk' are calling it quits. After 30...
Top 9 Upcoming Headlines For September 2007
9. China Responds To Consumer Demands, Will Now Offer Toys In Both Regular And Unleaded Varieties
8. 2012 Presidential Race Kicks Off With A Bang
7. War In Iraq Succeeding, New York Times, Democrats Hardest Hit
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Paramount Dumps Blu-ray And Hd Dvd Formats In Favor of Carved Stone Tablets
Paramount and DreamsWorks have rocked the movie industry by dumping both competing HD formats. In what is being called the gutsiest business move of the decade Paramount Pictures CTO Allen Bell
Cia: U.S. Nearly Out of Americans To Blame For 9/11
(2007-08-22) -- A recently released two-year old analysis shows that the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) under George Tenet lacked an overall strategy for fighting al Qaeda, and missed key opportunities to thwart the 9/11 terror
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