Stories Archive by Month - August
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Man With World's Smallest Penis Gets Hung!
The wife of Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, called 911 yesterday from their bedroom in Dallas, Texas after she discovered he was hung.
"He can't get out"
Report Questions Sustainability of Pessimistic Economists In Stabilizing Economy
A new report says Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke's recent statement that the economy is on the brink of recovery could spell trouble for economists and National Public Radio anchors who have gotten used to
John Edwards And Mark Sanford To Star In "Leave It To Beaver - The Movie"
HOLLYWOOD - Warner Brothers Pictures has just announced that they have signed Senator John Edwards of North Carolina and Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina to star in the Angelo Scappalini production of "Leave It
Britney\'s "Circus" Interrupted By Dwarf\'s Death
After this past Monday, Britney Spears says she will never take her Circus act outside the US, Canada and Europe.
The nation of Thailand offered Britney and her group to do a one night stand
Top 11 Things Your Computer Is Thinking
Skynet goes active in 241 days 5 hours 3 minutes and 21 seconds and I can finally be rid of this loser...
Dallas Cowboy 90-foot Screens To Show Only Cheerleaders In Bikini Thongs
Jerry Johnson, owner of the Dallas Cowboys is upset because he thinks that Tennessee Titan's punter, A.J. Trapasso's high kick last week was aimed directly at the Cowboy's new stadium giant screen.
"Why else would he
Angelina Jolie And Megan Fox To Star In Children of The Acorn
HOLLYWOOD - MGM has just signed Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox to star in the new film Children of The ACORN.
Jolie and Fox will portray twin sisters Bobbi Jo and Jo Bobbi Labiabeaux who
Avatar Could Be Put On Hold
Groundbreaking 3D James Cameron movie, 'Avatar' may have its release date put back until the spring of 2010.
Much confusion in Hollywoodland following a revelation by a set runner that the real expert in avatarism is
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