Stories Archive by Month - August
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Halle Berry Taking Over Role of Michelle Obama
Los Angeles CA-- The part of Michelle Obama is being recast by producers of the soap-opera \'All My Days\'. Halle Berry will take over the part of the First Lady on September 1. The present
South African Crossdresser Runs 800 Meters With Penis Tucked!
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - South African officials have rallied behind a controversial new cross-dressing cross-trainer, who won the women's world 800 meters title shortly after he tucked his penis and genitals safely away from view.
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Michael Vick Sees The Light
PHILADELPHIA - NFL deviant Michael Vick held a press conference this morning where he announced that he is gay.
Vick stated "prison made me realize how much I love men, their smell, their lips, scruff and
Mel Gibson Due To Explode Any Day Now
Poor Mel Gibson, not only is his new Russian girlfriend leading him around by a nose ring, he even has problems when she's not around.
According to California police, a report of an event that happened
Pope Benedict Moves To Make "Saint" Bill Clinton.
(Washington-DC) It's difficult to say who was more surprised when the Vatican announced that it would begin the process of sainthood for William Jefferson Clinton, forty-second President of the United States: Bill Clinton, Secretary of
Caster Semen-ya: All Woman?
Limpopo Province, South Africa - (Muscular Ass Mess): "So what if my daughter looks a bit like Frank Bruno? So does the First Lady of America but nobody's askin' to check her gonads!"
Dork-Ass Semen-ya was
Man With World\'s Largest Penis Banned From Being Within 5 Miles of Obama!
Publicist Buck W. Wheat, representing Bargis Tryhol, man with the largest penis, was shocked today to receive a Stop and Desist order from Attorney General Eric Holder prohibiting his client from being within 5 miles
Brett Favre Banned From Green Bay
GREEN BAY - The city council of Green Bay, Wisconsin has just voted 6 to 0 to ban ex-Packers quarterback and now Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre from entering the Green Bay city limits.
Council member
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