Stories Archive by Month - August
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Ellen Degeneres, Melissa Etheridge, And Rosie O'donnell Buy Twitter
HOLLYWOOD - In a move that has sent shock waves throughout the electronic world Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell have announced that they have just purchased Twitter.
The three women through their company Tri-Guys
Florida's Muck Monster Turns Out To Be Just Rush Limbaugh
WEST PALM BEACH, Florida - Local residents, tourists, and a few illegal aliens had the daylights scared out of them as they encountered a big, fat, strange-looking colossal creature in the Lake Worth Lagoon.
Dozens of
Taylor Swift And Joe Jonas To Star In Remake of "Coal Miner's Daughter"
HOLLYWOOD - Free Spirited Flamboyant Films has announced that Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas will be starring as Loretta Lynn and Doolittle Lynn in the remake of the 1980 country music film Coal Miner's Daughter
Hurricane Bill Clinton Closes In On Chelsea's Martha's Vineyard Wedding
Martha's Vineyard - (Reuterus): Pyongyang hostage blowhard and prospective father of the bride Bill Clinton is hotfooting it to Cape Cod today.
Widespread media reports claim that's where Chelsea will marry her Goldman Sachs banker fiance
Naked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Entertain Fans Due To Scoreboard Glitch
The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new home stadium in an NFL preseason game against the Tennessee Titans. This new edifice is a 1.2 billion dollar, fully state of the art facility. The main action,
Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Make Open-faced Sandwich
NASHVILLE, TN - Unable to wait any longer to join the exclusive "co-star couples club," Miley Cyrus reportedly was spotted frisking Australian actor Liam Hemsworth shortly before the pair played full-contact tonsil hockey!
Hemsworth jumped out
New Vanessa Hudgens Photos Leaked
LOS ANGELES, CA - As a new batch of highly questionable Vanessa Hudgens photos makes its way around the internets, some savvy web-watchers are questioning if the fresh-faced movie queen might be a man.
The problem
San Francisco Man Plunders Adam Lambert's Hot Commodities!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Some fans like to flick their lighters at concerts to show their appreciation, while others throw flowers and panties. Fans of America's Got Idols runner-up Adam Lambert seem predisposed to pelting
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