Stories Archive by Month - August
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Gun Toting 2nd Amendment Supporters Picket Obama During Phoenix Speech To Vfw
PHOENIX, AZ - The Phoenix convention center hosting a gathering of members of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, before which President Barack Obama spoke Monday, was surrounded by pickets, some supporting the President, some opposed
Britney Spears Naked At The Circus
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears is getting ready to kick off her big concert tour which is being hailed as The Britney Spears Naked At The Circus Tour also known as The No Clothes Tour.
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Pussy Assaulted By Pussy!
GRIMSBY, Lincolnshire - Yes, yes, enough with the pussy jokes, already! But as a West Virginia Confederate in Queen Elizabeth's Court (or so I'd like to be), I cannot pass up this one last (right
Pope Benedict Moves To Make "Saint" Bill Clinton.
(Washington-DC) It's difficult to say who was more surprised when the Vatican announced that it would begin the process of sainthood for William Jefferson Clinton, forty-second President of the United States:
Taylor Lautner Steroid Use Affects Film Set Crew Member
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Manchild Taylor Lautner has a serious problem, said a lighting technician, and it's starting to cause tensions on the set.
Phillip Wordsworth, 33, said he has had the exact same problem with
Vikings Sign Kevin Skinner As Qb
Eden Prairie - Minnesota Vikings believe they have found an answer to their quarterback woes by signing America's Got Talent singing sensation Kevin Skinner.
Skinner who bears an uncanny resemblance to Brett Favre claims to have
Man Goes Hours Without Food To Leave Room For Fancy Meal, Now Can Relate To Starving African Children
After pledging to abstain from any eating for a full thirteen hours (including nine hours of sleep) before a buffet breakfast at an upscale restaurant, Virginia resident Thomas Runyan says he now sees "exactly" what
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