Stories Archive by Month - August
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Pensioner Finds Knife In His Back Thirteen Years After Party Ends
An elderly man spent thirteen years with a knife in his back having not realised he had been stabbed because he was 'drunk with power' at the time.
Police said doctors had found a six-inch dagger
Spurs Star Gareth Bale 'Fears' For Mum
Tottenham's Gareth Bale has hired five 'minders' to give his mother, Mary, round-the-clock protection after she suddenly received numerous threatening phone calls in the last two days.
"I haven't a clue who'd pick on me Mam"
'Liverpool Are Getting Worse, Year By Year' - Jose Mourinho
"You Can't Buy History" stated the flag at the recent Manchester City v Liverpool fixture - which City won 3-0 - but detractors insist that Liverpool have been living on past glories for far longer
Chilean Miners Stuck For Four Months Demand Overtime
The Chilean miners trapped after a mine collapsed on them have today demanded overtime at double the normal rate of pay.
Trapped miner and Union leader Mr Juan Diagio said "We normally work nine to five
Mary Bale (cat Woman) "Sorry" For Mistake
Mary Bale, the evil, 45-year-old woman who threw a cat into a wheelie bin in Coventry this week, has admitted she made a monumental mistake in doing so, and says she will be a damned
Look Out Males, Miley Has Announced Her Split With Liam Hemsworth!
According to the latest Hollywood update, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are calling it quits.
You know what that means. She's on the prowl once again and will haul you off to daddy's place any day
Daily Links - 8/27/10
Silent Star Wars -
Star Wars as a silent movie.
Ninja Cookies -
Run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, because I'm a freakin' Ninja!
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