Stories Archive by Month - August
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Magellan Releases Personalized Navigation Systems
Thales Navigation announced new versions of their popular Magellan in-car GPS navigation systems, the RoadMate 9000 Series, which will be available in three models...
Irish Crime Downturn Heightens Concern
Figures released yesterday from the Irish Central Statistics Office have shown a dramatic decrease in crime of over 40%, while many welcomed the results, several professional and representative bodies have expressed concern with this apparent..
Letters: August 27, 2006
Mostly nonsensical thoughts from our readers about various matters of the universe.
Irish Psychiatrist Discovers Terrorist Gene
Up to 15% of Irish people have terrorist thoughts and the single most important factor associated with such thoughts is a frustrated mood, according to Professor Thick Casty, Consultant Psychiatrist at the Madder Hospital in
Plane Lands In Kentucky For Some Reason
"The plane crashed sometime after takeoff -- that much we get," said National Transportation Safety Board official Debbie Hersman. "But why was it in Kentucky to begin with?"...
Increasingly, Americans Demand Bush Give A Timetable For Withdrawal.
More and more Americans…Democrat, Republican, Independent or otherwise…dissatisfied with United States President George W. Bush's performance and handling of nearly every issue from the Iraq War to stem cell...
Keith Richards Falls Foul of Ban
Elderly gentleman and star of Stenna Stairlift commercials, Keith Richards (96), is in hot water having flouted the laws of the land while performing in the Northern Englandshire village of Glasgow...
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