Stories Archive by Month - August
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Kenton's Guide To: College
This story is an EV Classic: an old story pulled at random from our massive vault of over 1,000...
Terror TV Programming Uncovered
Israel National News (INN) is reporting today that the terrorist group Hezbollah spends between $15-20 million a year on it's propaganda filled television station, Al Manar. INN maintains that the station's programming casts the Israeli...
'Radio Free America' To Start Operations Next Monday
Citing the bias in America's media outlets that praises ineffective politicians, defames the U.S. military, and endorses politically correct behavior over commonsense, Mr. Ben Derdundat has a plan to change all of that. Mr. Derdundat...
Sunday Happy Fun
Visit the following links or I swear I'll post another Hasselhoff picture. Insanities Comedy Vanities Crazy Sunday Funnies anti-ACLU style Top notch caption collection Plus be sure to check out Discarded Lies for a great...
Thought Police Send Crop Circle Message
Salisbury, Wiltshire - (Associated Mess): A new and awesome crop circle image has appeared on Salisbury Plain this month and is wreaking havoc among bent security/intelligence spooks charged with erasing the Bush/Blair criminal records of...
David Blunkett's Amazing Powers Shock A Nation
Tony Blair revealed in a press conference today the surprising reasons why he kept David Blunkett in government after his recent scandals...
Ryder Cup Security Concerns
DUBLIN (Reuters) - Spectators at next month's Ryder Cup will be banned from carrying mobile rocket launchers, organisers have confirmed...
Teen Ponders How Soon After Grandma's Funeral Is Proper To Masturbate Again
"At the time of the funeral," said Tipton, "I swore to quit doing it [jerking off] for an indefinite amount of time out of respect for my Nanna. Later that day, my goal proved to..."
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