Stories Archive by Month - August
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Going To College: What Can You Do?
No matter who you talk to, it seems like everyone is going to college these days, and therefore, everyone could use our invaluable advice on what to do when you get there...
Bush Condems Military Intelligence
George Bush expressed anger, today, that the C.I.A.. the Defense Intelligence Agency, and the State Department's intelligence bureau have not provided him with a 'smoking gun', which he could use to launch a nuclear attack...
Experimental Plan D Released As Over The Counter By Mistake
New York, NY (APE) - An embarrassed Barred Pharmaceuticals President Fred Wilkinson, today announced that its experimental...
Top 11 Things To Do If Your Laptop Batteries Explode
11. Make your own out replacement battery out of AA batteries and duct tape...
In The Wake of British Airline Plot, Homeland Security Dept. Issues New Terror Alert List
The White House and The Department of Homeland Security, just in time for the mid term elections, has issued a New Terror Warning based on instances of "increased...
Chancellor Slams Sinister Scottish Cult
In comments that have sent shockwaves through Westminster, the Chancellor announced last night that he is the direct descendant of an aristocratic bloodline...
News In Sexy Brief: August 28, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah..
Nasrallah Admits War Resulted From "Clerical Error"
Hezbollah leader Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah admitted yesterday that the kidnapping of two Israeli soldiers, which sparked over a month of bloodshed in Lebanon...
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