Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
O'Lleary Threatens World Domination
Reports are coming in that a videotape made by Michael O'Leary, CEO of Irish No-Bullshit Airline Ryanair is hitting the newsdesks of the world...
Heat Wave 2006 Special Report: Did The Government Do Enough To Protect Public From The Sun?
The inability of the federal government to help citizens trapped in hot apartments, or those forced to jog outdoors for exercise during oppressive heat, has sparked an outcry that has officials reeling...
Lilly Beats Gibbons On TKO In 3rd
Toronto relief pitcher Ted Lilly stopped Blue Jays manager John 'Wildhead' Gibbons on a TKO in the third round last week to win the American League middleweight belt...
Kidnapped Fox Journalists: "We Blame The Liberal Media!"
Two American FOX Journalists kidnapped by Hamas militants have been released...
News In Sexy Brief: August 29, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
Pluto Leaving Solar System Entirely
An acceleration detected in Pluto's orbital velocity since Aug. 24 will, if maintained, take the dwarf planet and its moons out of the solar system within a decade...
If You Are Drinking A Heineken In New Orleans Today, Then You Have Only One Man To Thank
One year after Hurricane Katrina devastated much of the city of New Orleans, one man continues his fight to resupply the area with the delicious Dutch brew that he feels will bring the city back...
Bush Travels To Alaska To Survey Katrina Recovery Efforts
The President has started a two day tour of Katrina recovery efforts starting with a fly by of the Gulf Coast and stops in Fairbanks and Juneau Alaska. With mid-term elections...
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