Stories Archive by Month - August
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Retro-nose: New Anorexia Cure Touted, Pizza Futures Soar
An upstate New York man has put himself into the running for the Nobel Prize in Medicine for his inspiring work in the fight against anorexia. James Jimmy Carbs Bukovsky boasts a far different resume...
Busted Polygamist Threatens Bush Dirt Plea-bargain
Wacko, Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): Warren Jeffs, the spiritual leader and founding prophet of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, was behind bars last night after Nevada highway patrol cops busted him for possession...
Romanian Humor: Liquid Explosion
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Slovak Humor: The Rescue
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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: How Does Bush Have The Cajones To Show Up In New Orleans?
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FDA Warns of The Dangers of Excessive Nose Picking
Seattle, Washington − Jason Peters had a habit. It wasn't a very nice habit. His mother told him to use a Kleenex, but he just wouldn't listen. Unlike the nursery rhyme, when he stuck in...
Pentagon Achieves Orgasm As Interceptor Hits Missile Over Pacific
LOS ANGELES (UPI) − Senior officers in the Pentagon and in the Bush Administration have “finally achieved orgasm” as an interceptor missile successfully destroyed a mock warhead over the Pacific Ocean on Friday in a...
John Mark Karr Confesses To Invasion of Iraq
KarrJohn Mark Karr, who confessed to the murder of 6-year-old beauty queen Jonbenet Ramsey, has now confessed to being responsible for the...
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