Stories Archive by Month - August
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Ed-e-torial #3: Britney Spears Says, "No Anal." Jenna Jameson Gets Searched. And Barry Bonds Authors "Game of Steroids".
(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #3...
TNOYF Exclusive: Israel Rejects Annan's Demands, Bestows Honor On The UN Head
It was reported on Wednesday afternoon that Israel rejected demands from U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan that that country immediately lift it's sea and air blockade of Lebanon and withdraw it's forces once 5,000 international...
White House Reveals "Flat Leader" Program
Washington, DC (APE) - Taking a cue from the Maine National Guard's successful "Flat Daddy" program, the White House today revealed its successful ongoing "Flat Leader" program. In...
Starbucks To Offer Caffeinated Whores
In a move designed to capture a broad consumer market, Starbucks will now offer Cappucino Lingerie for women who can get a caffeine buzz while their cellulite melts away...
Americans Getting Fatter, Confirms Fat Guy
A new study has revealed that despite national obsessions with fad diets and quick surgeries, the majority of Americans are still fat and getting fatter, a claim that was verified by local fat man Bob...
Huge Disappointment As Bush Assassination Revealed To Be A Hoax
Channel 4, Britain's premier porn station until the creation of Channel 5, has apologised for a stunt described by the White House as 'not funny'. A film made by the channel depicting the shooting of trigger-happy twit...
Cheney Fathered Tennis Star, Amelie Mauresmo, During A Trip To France
It was late in 1978. Dick and Lynn Cheney were celebrating his election as Congressman from Wyoming by spraying bullets in the vicinity of "a bunch of frickin'...
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