Stories Archive by Month - August
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Excessive Suffix Usage Blamed For DJ's Death
From The Stankin’ Hang Low Show on XM’s Old School Channel to Platinum Grill Willie and Pimp Master Reebok’s Sole (sic) Beatin’ Hour on WBLS 107.5 FM to the Sippin’...
Government Takes Babies Off The Menu For Lardy Ladies
Porky women in the UK have been told to forget getting pregnant until they've learned to stop sticking their chubby fingers in so many pies and generally scoffing too much. A government decree, issued today by President Blair...
CNN's Kyra Phillips To Host "The Situation Stall"
After yesterday’s live broadcast of audio from the microphone of CNN anchor, Kyra Phillips, was accidentally aired over a speech by President Bush, CNN announced her new show, "The Situation Stall..."
Jessica Simpson Starts Doing It With Some Other Guy
Jessica Simpson has never been happier, she recently told People magazine when asked about her new relationship with singer John Mayer...
Just As Well Jeffrey Skilling Turned His Cell Phone Off
When a cell phone rang for a third time in her courtroom, Diane Boswell, a Lake County Criminal Court judge...
Shorties Shocked By Research Showing Taller People Are Smarter
Sam Shorty, a 5-foot-4 reporter (pictured here), is disgusted with his latest assignment, reporting on new research results indicating that taller people are smarter than shorter people. 'That's what two Princeton researchers have found in...
George Bush Announces Week of Prayer For New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- President Bush visited New Orleans on Tuesday, the anniversary of the city's destruction by Hurricane Katrina, and announced a full week of national prayer for the victims of the greatest natural...
Airline Guarantees Safety By Having A Pig On Board
"It's amazing that no one has thought of this before!" Those were the remarks of Leonard Haverford, CEO of America's newest airline, Guardian...
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