Stories Archive by Month - August

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Paris Hilton Releases Tinkerbell Linux

Paris Hilton Releases Tinkerbell Linux

The Linux world grew by yet another distribution this summer, as Paris Hilton announced the release of Tinkerbell Linux...

 BBSpot
Added: 31 August 2006
Katrina Anniversary Brings Fierce Debate Over Pronunciation of New Orleans

Katrina Anniversary Brings Fierce Debate Over Pronunciation of "New Orleans"

Attempts setting a standard for all to follow range from the overly-hasty "New Orlins" to the over-done "New Or-lee-anns" to the overly-authentic "N'Ahlins", but it appears unlikely that a consensus will be reached in the...

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The Erotic Experiments of Professor Mandrake - Another Trash Classic Reviewed

Randy mad scientists, homoeroticism, a ludicrous plot and past their prime stars - yes, its another 1970s European erotic horror pic! Another Completely Made up Sleaze Classic Reviewed!...

 The Sleaze
Added: 30 August 2006
Jets May Get QB From Myspace.com

Jets May Get QB From Myspace.com

The New York Jets still haven't settled on a starting quarterback...

 Sportalicious!
Added: 30 August 2006
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Hangover of The Week: T.O. Gets Dallas Meter Runnin'

The Dallas Cowboys waited nearly seven weeks longer than any other franchise in history before fining newly acquired receiver Terrell Owens...

 Sportalicious!
Added: 30 August 2006
Expat Teacher Confesses To Killing Abraham Lincoln

Expat Teacher Confesses To Killing Abraham Lincoln

Bangalore police have taken into custody an expatriate American school teacher after he told his class he shot Abraham Lincoln in Washington's Ford Theatre in 1865...

 Bongo News
Added: 30 August 2006
Suggested John Mark Karr Headstone

Suggested John Mark Karr Headstone

H/T to Rocket Jones for the Tombstone Generator....

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 30 August 2006
Bush Kneed In Groin On First Anniversary of Katrina Disaster

Bush Kneed In Groin On First Anniversary of Katrina Disaster

New Orleans, LA (Rotters) - President Bush was briefly assaulted today by a hurricane Katrina survivor at a photo opportunity outside of an eating establishment in New Orleans. The...



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