Stories Archive by Month - August

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Tony Blair Claims Gordon Brown "Unable To Come Out of The Closet"

Tony Blair Claims Gordon Brown "Unable To Come Out of The Closet"

In the latest startling revelation from his book, Tony Blair claims that Gordon Brown is a closet gay who refused or was unable to come out of the closet. The allegation relates to an incident in

Cherie Lovers Thought Blair Was A Dickhead

Cherie Lovers Thought Blair Was A Dickhead

London - (Cuckold Mess): Labour insiders said today the Blair matrimony mirage was heavily propped up by Cherie's surreptitious shagging. "But old Tone had her over a barrel about that first marriage to Dubya!" National Executive

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Added: 02 September 2010
Nude Photographs of Susan Boyle Show Up In Farmer's Almanac!

Nude Photographs of Susan Boyle Show Up In Farmer's Almanac!

A very embarrassed and disturbed Susan Boyle denies that the photograph in the new 2011 Farmer's Almanac are her butt refuses to explain. "Oh I hope the pope don't hear of this", she told our reporters.

Anne Winters Launch Sexy Anniversary Range

Anne Winters Launch Sexy Anniversary Range

Anne Winters, one of Britain's largest supplier of erotic toys and lingerie are to launch their own version of anniversary presents. Traditionally, the first anniversary is celebrated with paper or card, and Anne Winters will continue

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Psychologist's Research Suggests That Multiple Orgasms Can Save Mankind

Psychologist Heinrich von Stroodle of Vienna, Austria has just published his latest research findings in the World Health Organization Journal of Modern Medicine (WHOJMM) that suggest that multiple orgasms by as many humans as humanly

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Added: 02 September 2010
Sarah Palin Is Ecstatic That Daughter Bristol Will Be Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

Sarah Palin Is Ecstatic That Daughter Bristol Will Be Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was speaking before The Wasilla Taxidermist Society of Wasilla when she was asked what she thought about daughter Bristol being one of the contestants on this years edition of Dancing

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Added: 02 September 2010
Alice Roberts V Miranda Krestovnikoff: Coast Gals Square Up!

Alice Roberts V Miranda Krestovnikoff: Coast Gals Square Up!

Fans of BBC documentary series Coast are bracing themselves for a bust-up between two of their favourite female presenters. As we reported last week, fans of presenter Dr Alice Roberts were disappointed that she is keeping

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Added: 02 September 2010
Tony Blair's Autobiography To Reveal Stig's Identity!

Tony Blair's Autobiography To Reveal Stig's Identity!

In a decision sure to shock Top Gear fans, ex PM Tony Bliar is to reveal the secret identity of the mysterious driver known as the Stig. Fat balding presenter, Jeremy Clarkson intoned " It is



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