Stories Archive by Month - September
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Baby To Have Three Parents
Matthew writes: Researchers in the UK have announced that an embryo has been created in the lab with three parents, a Northumbrian couple and a hair sample from the sexually ambiguous 1972 version
Paris Hilton Talks To Vanity Fair
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Fema Head Michael Brown Rushes To Washington To Organize Sock Drawer
Unconfirmed sources report that FEMA head Michael Brown has been recalled to Washington to re-organize the Presidents sock drawer. Brown, who has been under siege since FEMA failed to respond to
Scientists: Head Still Evolving
Matthew writes: In a trio of papers
published in Science magazine, scientists have pinpointed three genes whose genetic mutations map to
significant advances in civilization because they allow humans to grow relatively large
'When You Eat Another Polar Bear's Abdominal Cavity, You Don't Think About Aids'
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Bush To Deploy Jewish Mothers To Afghanistan
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Bush Returns To Crawford To Aid In Clean Up Effort
Bush Assists with Camp Casey Move
CRAWFORD, Texas (APE) - In a symbolic gesture of support today, President Bush and an impromptu delegation of his top officials in the
Virgo horoscope
Three is the magic number because some people have a magic superfluous nipple which can change the colour of the sky....
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