Stories Archive by Month - September

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Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, apparently unaware the French are already pissed off at him, George Bush, and 'Everything else American including Wonderbread'' today announced the possibility of his riding

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Self-proclaimed "college dropout" Kanye West proved that he does indeed lack the higher-level analytical skills that one might obtain by completing college. In a nationally televised television last week, the apparently-not-aware-of-his-own-idiocy rapper actually said out

It was revealed today that Newcastle United's new record signing, Michael Owen, was tempted to quit football for a life as a goat herder.

Sacramento: California governor and self-avowed 'manly-man' Arnold Schwarzenegger today vowed to veto a gay marriage bill which slipped past a lubricated California Legislature. Said Schwarzenegger, 'Girls will be boys and boys will b...