Stories Archive by Month - September
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War Against Terra: Blair Slams Menace Embryos
Downing Street, London SW1 - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted Mess): In a radical policy pronouncement this weekend the Bush Administration at No10 Dowing Street has confirmed that its will be resurrecting its original Third Reich eugenics...
Too Much Vatican Partying Blamed For N Korea Missile Flop
Pyongyang - (AssoCIAted Messershmitts): In an unprecedented outburst blaming excessive Vatican drunkenness for piss-poor arms intelligence smuggling, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Very-Ill-Indeed has lambasted the JP2 Lodge's successor Josep...
Republicans Pleased With New Bush Gas Policy
Washington, DC (APE) - Republicans see new hope for this fall's elections as they attempt to turn the President's problems with gas into an advantage...
News In Sexy Brief: September 4, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Enduring Vision
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Enduring Vision
Added: 05 September 2006
Ryanair Boss Protests Against Human Rights Violations In Burma
Budget airline Ryanair's charismatic chief executive launched yet another headline-grabbing protest today. Michael O'Leary began to stage a 'bed-in' at Stansted airport to protest against...
RJRr Nabisco Ordered To Stop Making Crackers
EAST HANOVER, N.J. - RJR Nabisco was ordered today by the Superior Court of New Jersey to immediately 'cease and desist making and selling crackers and cracker-like snacks.' The class-action lawsuit was brought by the...
Northern Ireland Talks Fail As Ian Paisley Explodes
The Sir Reverend Professor Paisley the Mighty, aged 81, suffered a catastrophic explosion early this morning during discussions regarding the commencement of the Northern Ireland Stormont assembly...
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