Stories Archive by Month - September
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MBAS Prepare To Take Over The Movie Industry
Since the public scolding of Tom Cruise by Sumner Redstone of Viacom, it's been reported that Cruise plans to produce films independently using Wall Street money. Perhaps this is the wave of the future, with...
Top 11 Rejected Sequels For Snakes On A Plane
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Fox News Declares War On Iran
(New York, New York) Unconfirmed Sources report the Fox Entertainment Group, a subsidiary of Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation, has declared war on the Islamic Republic Iran. In a shocking move, Fox...
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
Unconfirmed Sources
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 04 September 2006
KGB Matriarch Blasts Imminent Funeral Arrangements
Balmoral Castle, Royal Weeside - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted mess): In an unprecedented break with tradition the materfamilias of the House of Mountbatten has lashed out angrily at reports that the Royal Funeral and Official Lying-in-State...
Song: The Bush Jeer And "We're All Gonna Fry Rag"
Gimme a B!
B!
Gimme a U!
U!
Gimme an S!
S!
Gimme an H!
H!
What's that smell?!
BUSH!
What's that smell?!
BUSH!
What's
Exclusive: Home Office To Examine Babies For Obesity, Smoking, Other Defects
Not content with examining foetuses to see whether they might one day go shoplifting, the government is planning to examine the recently born for other defects...
Jon Stewart Makes Run For Delay House Seat (TX-22)
(Sugar Land, Texas) Unconfirmed Sources report '08 Presidential Candidate Jon Stewart will make a run for the House seat vacated by the disgraced Tom Delay. DeLay was forced to resign...
Thank You, Steve Irwin.
Ah, damn it. 5:30 in the morning and I wake up, open Google and try to find out if Bush has gotten us into another war, maybe Iran, maybe...
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