In a move that has completely stunned the nation, UK Prime Minister Tony Blair has resigned and walked across the floor of the House of Commons to join the Conservative Party...
Impressed by the way that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has begun purging liberal and secular professors from universities in his own country, many high-ranking Republicans have decided to open up negotiations with the Iranian president over the...
CRAWFORD, TX - Pointy-headed liberals sneered and expressed skepticism when it was reported that President George W. Bush planned to spend his recent two-week summer vacation reading The Outsider by French existentialist novelist Albert Camus...
Despite decades of misconception, it is now clear that 9 out of 10 common minds are more likely to be simultaneously thinking, 'Mmm, Bud Light' on any given day than any two excellent minds to...
Katie Couric's debut as the CBS Evening News anchorperson went off without a hitch last night. Her $15M salary means she'll make somewhere in the neighborhood of $61,000 for each of her nightly appearances. That...
Stonehenge, Salisbury Plain - (Associated Mess) As today's eclipsed full moon in the sign of Pisces rose over the ancient megaliths of Stonehenge, a shiver of grim certainty gripped the United Kingdom that a foul...
With what can only be called poor timing drug maker Merck's CEO Johnston S. Phillips said Vioxx was no more dangerous then swimming with a sting ray...
WASHINGTON − Trying to inject a bit of levity into his Administration ahead of the mid-term elections, Bush and other Washington insiders roasted Osama Bin Laden this week. President Bush started off by painting Bin...