Stories Archive by Month - September

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Tony Blair Resigns To Join Cameron's Conservatives

Tony Blair Resigns To Join Cameron's Conservatives

In a move that has completely stunned the nation, UK Prime Minister Tony Blair has resigned and walked across the floor of the House of Commons to join the Conservative Party...

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GOP Looks To Collaborate With Ahmadinejad On University Clean-Up Project

Impressed by the way that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has begun purging liberal and secular professors from universities in his own country, many high-ranking Republicans have decided to open up negotiations with the Iranian president over the...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 07 September 2006
George W. Bush Excited By Camus

George W. Bush Excited By Camus

CRAWFORD, TX - Pointy-headed liberals sneered and expressed skepticism when it was reported that President George W. Bush planned to spend his recent two-week summer vacation reading The Outsider by French existentialist novelist Albert Camus...

Researchers Find Average Minds More Apt To Think Alike Than Great Minds

Researchers Find Average Minds More Apt To Think Alike Than Great Minds

Despite decades of misconception, it is now clear that 9 out of 10 common minds are more likely to be simultaneously thinking, 'Mmm, Bud Light' on any given day than any two excellent minds to...

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 07 September 2006
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Katie Couric Selects "Impeach Bush" As New Broadcast Sign Off

Katie Couric's debut as the CBS Evening News anchorperson went off without a hitch last night. Her $15M salary means she'll make somewhere in the neighborhood of $61,000 for each of her nightly appearances. That...

 Broken Newz
Added: 07 September 2006
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Lunar Eclipse Bodes Ill For Downing Street Fascists

Stonehenge, Salisbury Plain - (Associated Mess) As today's eclipsed full moon in the sign of Pisces rose over the ancient megaliths of Stonehenge, a shiver of grim certainty gripped the United Kingdom that a foul...

 The Spoof
Added: 07 September 2006
As Safe As Swimming With Sting Rays

As Safe As Swimming With Sting Rays

With what can only be called poor timing drug maker Merck's CEO Johnston S. Phillips said Vioxx was no more dangerous then swimming with a sting ray...

 The Spoof
Added: 07 September 2006
Bush Roasts Bin Laden

Bush Roasts Bin Laden

WASHINGTON − Trying to inject a bit of levity into his Administration ahead of the mid-term elections, Bush and other Washington insiders roasted Osama Bin Laden this week. President Bush started off by painting Bin...



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