Stories Archive by Month - September

Steve Jobs announced the release of Apple's iProf line of computers which will replace human professors in college classrooms. These computers use advanced artificial intelligence algorithms and patented Internet searching techniques to create and deliver lectures for various subjects...

Bush stressed that the U.S. does not torture terror suspects, except for when it does. He did say, however, that the methods used on Facebook to attempt to gain information from them are "alternative"...

New York, NY (APE) - CBS news woman Katie Couric made her long anticipated debut last night as...

Washington, DC − The administration will crank up its war on terrier at the behest of Barney, the presidential Scottie, who has disavowed his terrier heritage, his “terriosity,” as Tony Snow (former Pit Bull terrier...

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Americans last night rushed to the aid of debutante CBS News anchor Katie Couric to help her develop a distinctive "sign off" for her evening newscast. According to a source at CBS, the...

London - (Associated Mess): Officers investigating the bribes-for-honours mess that saw the Prime Monster's racket partner Lord Levy arrested last month are reported to be standing by with armed troops in a bid to storm...

Kasey Kahne won the California 500 this weekend and got a hug from his mom right after the race...