Stories Archive by Month - September

Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally displayed their first-born child Suri to the world yesterday via Vanity Fair and Katie Couric...

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Washington, DC (Rotters) - The White House today released secret pictures commemorating the signing of a peace treaty and formal end to the war on terror. President Bush then...

A disgruntled Chihuahua once owned by Paris Hilton is suing the long-legged, pinheaded heiress for $2.5 million, alleging lurid tales of canine porn and doggie-style debauchery.

Colorado State University officials banned from all future football games the sing-a-long of a recently-resurrected tune written by a former athletic director because the lyrics weren't 'family-friendly'...

Barry Bonds hit another dinger against the Cubs to move within 26 homers of Hank Aaron...

Leading astronomers expressed concern today that Pluto appears to be "extremely depressed" about the recent controversial decision by the International Astronomical Union to remove its planetary status. "One of the new criteria for planethood is that...