Stories Archive by Month - September
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Leona Helmsley's Dog Indicted For Betting On Football
Trouble, the dog of Leona Helmsley, has been arrest for illegal football betting.
Senator Craig Comes To Defense of Jerry Lewis
Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - Former Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig today made a special flight to Hollywood for an appearance in support of Muscular Dystrophy Telethon host Jerry
Food For Thought
Top TV Chefs Struck Down by Huge Vegetables! Vegetable Rights Activists Call for End to Regular Abuse of Fruit and Veg in Britain\'s Kitchens and Gardens!
It\'s 2107. George X. Bush Visits His Tropical Ranch In Antarctica
WASHINGTON, DC Sept. 2, 2107 -- - Following Mexico\'s surrender after the Four Day War, President George X. Bush gave a short speech before leaving for a two week
Bush Begins Bringing Troops Home From Iraq
Al-Anbar, Iraq (Rotters) - Citing tremendous successes with his surge strategy during a surprise visit to Iraq, President Bush today announced that the Pentagon would be able to begin
Fans Told To Seek Help For Amy Winehouse Addiction
Fans of the pint-sized Brit singer, Amy Winehouse, have been urged by do-gooders to seek medical help over their addiction to news about the star.
University of Michigan Football Coach Lloyd Carr Resigns After Epic Upset
(Ann Arbor, Michigan)University of Michigan Football coach, Lloyd Carr, resigned today. At a tearful morning press conference coach Carr said that the loss to Appalachian State had sealed it. "This was
The Fonz - Not Really The Epitome of Cool
Shock news has reached us that Arthur 'The Fonz' Fonzerelli from 1950's documentary 'Happy Days' really was not as cool or as dangerous as anybody thought.
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