Stories Archive by Month - September

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Flip-flops And September 11th

(New York-NY) As September 11th nears, as a New Yorker, it\'s women\'s feet that put it in perspective for me.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 05 September 2007
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Michael Vick To Star In Remake of Old Yeller

Hollywood. CA (O! Online) - Robert Eiger today announced that after a long series of negotiations Disney Studios has signed former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick to star in

Tony Blair Haunts The Commons

Tony Blair Haunts The Commons

An ominous crow seen flying around the house of commons in the last few weeks is thought to be the animal form of former PM Tony Blair.

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Larry Craig To Senate Colleagues: ?i Can?t Quit You?

(2007-09-05) -- Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig, who is not gay, today announced that he had reconsidered his decision to leave the Senate following his reconsideration of his guilty plea to disorderly conduct charges related

 Scrapple Face
Added: 05 September 2007
Sex Therapists From Outer Space

Sex Therapists From Outer Space

Do Erotic Crop Circles Hold Key to Curing Premature Ejaculation? Amazing Claims that Alien Sex Therapists are Regularly Abducting Sexually Dysfunctional Humans for Treatment!

 The Sleaze
Added: 05 September 2007
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Gonzales To Intervene In Kenneth Foster Execution

Houston, TX (UPSI) - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales today weighed in on the impending controversial execution in Texas of Kenneth Foster. Gonzalez, citing powers under the newly revised patriot

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 05 September 2007
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Chupacabra Dna Testing Results Partially Human!

Washington, DC (APE) - In a stunning announcement late today, scientists at the investigatory arm of the Natural History Museum in Washington, DC stated that DNA obtained from the

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 05 September 2007
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Google Inks Content Deal With Fifth News Service, Unconfirmed Sources

Hidden, TX (APE) - Web search engine powerhouse Google today announced that it had acquired a licensing deal with alternative Internet news provider Unconfirmed Sources. UCS will be added



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