Stories Archive by Month - September
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"She'll Never Survive 9/11 Solar Eclipse" Hellfire Club Wails
Anthrax Castle, Balmoral - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): At eighteen degrees Virgo, Tuesday 9/11 2007, the second solar eclipse of the year cuts no ice in the humbug natal chart of the Puppet Monarch who
Heskey: "What The Feck Am I Doing In The England Squad?"
Wigan 'star' Emile Heskey has launched a blistering attack on England manager Steve McClaren, questioning the ex-Boro man's squad selection and calling for him to be sacked just days ahead of crucial Euro 2008 qualifiers.
Elephant Fits Through The Eye of A Needle
Zoo Keepers in Edinburgh Zoo were today in shock, when they found an Elephant stuck in the eye of a needle.
Beckham Hits Back At Iannucci
Following reports last weekend that close friends David Beckham and Armando Iannucci had fallen out more accusations have been made, this time from Beckham.
Doctor Who To Continue With Smaller Budget
Shortly after the BBC's announcement, which said that doctor who will have a fifth series in 2010, but no 2009 series except for several specials, they made a further announcement of budget reductions.
Osama Not Just The Leader, Also A Client
Osama bin Laden’s decision to neaten up and dye his formerly gray, scraggly beard appears to be paying immediate dividends for the Al Qaeda front man. In his just released video, bin Laden emanates
Bush Thanks Austrian Troops For Guarding Him At Opec
Sydney, Australia - (Ass Mess): George W Bush yesterday thanked Austrian soldiers for the huge role they have played in Iran as well as in guarding him at the OPEC meeting in Sydney this week.
Corrupt Bastards Club Probed In Bong Hits Case
Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): An FBI investigation into the Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club is being extended into a probe of the Juneau School Board following an unexpected tip-off that VECO money may have bribed
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