Stories Archive by Month - September
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Local Mother So Overweight, When She Turns It "Sounds Like A Truck Backing Up"
Your Town - Your Mom, a local mother of you, has been reported as being so overweight that when she turns around eyewitnesses report that the accompanying sound resembles 'a truck backing up'.
Pesos Accepted At Washington Dc Taco Bells
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- When Taco Bell announced plans to accept Mexican pesos in its 19 Washington, DC-area restaurants, the fast food chain was besieged by a mixture of praise as well as anti-illegal immigrant hate
Local Boy With No Musical Talent Proclaims Local Band "A Bunch of Assholes".
Stan Mendes, A local unattractive awkward boy with no musical talent referred to well groomed popular indie act Slersh as 'a bunch of no talent overrated pretty boys'. He later reaffirmed his anti band stance,
Idaho's Four Gay Residents Voice Support For Sen. larry Craig
The "entire" gay population of Idaho, four strong,
announced "unequivocal" support for embattled Sen.
Larry Craig yesterday, saying they'll "stick with him
through it all."
Viagra Mixup Makes Long, Hard Night For One Bastard
Anchorage, AK, 9/6/07: An strange and unbelievable story just keeps getting stranger and weirder. Alaska Republican politician Pete Kott, on trial for Corrupt Bastardy was unsuccessful Yesterday, in his attempts to exclude certain evidence from
Special Bill Gaining Momentum In Congress
(Seattle, WA) Northwest activist Ashley White has introduced legislation to Congress that would recommend capital punishment for Level 3 sex offenders.
C-5 Galaxy Variant Hired To Scatter Pavarotti's Ashes Over Mount Etna
Modena, Italy - (Corriere Parmigiano Regiano): A Lockheed C-5c Galaxy has been chartered from the US Air Force to airlift Luciano Pavarotti's cremated remains.
Apple Iphone Fanboys Destroy Chicago Apple Store Over Price Drop
(Chicago)The Apple store in Chicago is a smoking ruin this morning. The store was looted and burned last night by an angry mob of hundreds of disgruntled iPhone users. The mob
Funny stories and jokes about Apple computers, Macs, iPhones and iPads
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Funny stories and jokes about Apple computers, Macs, iPhones and iPads
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Added: 07 September 2007
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