Stories Archive by Month - September
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Lender of Last Resort Bails Out Barclays With £1.6billion
London - (Ass Mess): The Bank of England has stepped in for the second time this month as lender of the l;ast resort with a £1.6 billion loan to troubled UK high street bank Barclays.
Ipod Touch Hacked Within Hours of Release
Rochester, NJ (UPSI) - Rochester Institute of technology freshman George Hotz, who last month successfully hacked Apple's iPhone, today announced that he had successfully hacked and produced a dial
Apple To Sell 8gb Iphone For $399, Istock For $49
(2007-09-05) -- On the heels of news that Apple had slashed the price of a new iPhone by $200, CEO Steve Jobs announced today that the Cupertino, California-based company would soon unveil Apple corporate stock,
Funny stories and jokes about Apple computers, Macs, iPhones and iPads
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Funny stories and jokes about Apple computers, Macs, iPhones and iPads
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Added: 07 September 2007
Expect A Federer Walk-over In Roddick Match
Flushing Meadows - (Ass Mess): Bookmakers are going crazy offering odds of 1-5 on number one seed Roger Federrer wiping the floor with Andy Roddick in Wednesday's quarter-finals of the US Open at Flushing Meadows.
Spoof Writer's Nightmare Comes True As New Mexico Spaceport Incarnates As Britney's Vagina
New Mexico - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Veteran Spoof writer and New Mexico resident Jalapenoman is in hiding tonight as 'one of his worst nightmares' took a step closer to incarnating on his home turf
Bush, Rice Strengthen Relations At Apec Summit
Sydney, Australia (Rotters) - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice yesterday bristled at remarks from former US Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage who had accused Bush and Rice of
Mattel Adds Autopsy Kit To Its Toy Line
CHICAGO - Toy maker Mattel announced today that it will no longer import toys from China due to lead and other hazards and is expanding its line of educational
Craig Taps Specter To Head Exploratory Committee
(2007-09-05) -- Sen. Arlen Specter, R-PA, announced Wednesday that he was honored to be named chairman of Sen. Larry Craig\'s resignation exploratory committee.
Filing papers to form such a committee typically signals a politician\'s intent to
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