Stories Archive by Month - September
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Pete's Guide To Birth Control
By Pete Puma
The only thing better than pumpin' iron is bangin' chicks. Every dude who's not a faggot knows that shit. Problem is, all that porkin' can make a kid
Sarah Palin, Glen Beck And Terry Smith (or How To Win The Mid-term Elections)
When your editors tell you something like: 'The last two pieces you posted were pretty angry and downbeat and this is a humor site, so you better get your
The Milibrand Brothers Go Bananas In A Skoda
David Milibrand has been branded a 'Beany Banana' today after he was caught on CCTV with his equally delinquent brother Ed, hijacking a Fyffes Banana van in the Gay Village area of Soho in London.
David
Clint Eastwood Reveals Why He Turned Down The Role of James Bond
HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood, the man who made Dirty Harry a household name and was the American who pioneered spaghetti westerns revealed that many years ago he was offered the role of James Bond.
Eastwood said
The Much Anticipated Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Is Coming!
LOS ANGELES - one of the most widely anticipated sex tapes in recent memory will soon become available.
The sex tape features Playboy playmate, and ex-Hugh Hefner girlfriend Karissa Shannon with her new boyfriend Sam Jones,
Ny Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos €œrugged Masculinity Gone Wild!"
NEW YORK – In an editorial Monday, New York Times editors gushed over recent photographs of President Obama riding his bicycle, at one point calling Obama an “example of rugged masculinity gone wild!” The column
President Obama Invites Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan To Visit The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has invited Hollywood celebs Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to visit him and his wife, the "First Mama" at the White House.
The president said that he
Local Chav Gets Bummed Senseless By Own Pit Bull
A 17 year old chav has told how he thought he was going to die during a horrific bumming that left him with an inability to walk straight, but has cleared his speech impediment right
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