Stories Archive by Month - September

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New Canadian 3d Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases The Accident Rate But Is A Massive Hit With Kiddie-fiddlers.

New Canadian 3d Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases The Accident Rate But Is A Massive Hit With Kiddie-fiddlers.

School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around. An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of

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The Event Verizon: How The Military Industrial Complex Tried To Kill The Daily Discord

I awoke earlier than any human should, scraped my scurvy ass out of bed, cleaned the pool, showered, and bulldozed through 45 minutes of Philly's best combat traffic (in my universe Route 476+276+202=666).  Then,

 Daily Discord
Added: 10 September 2010
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Tony's Tale: Former UK Pm's Autobiography Includes Dialog From Mamma Mia

LONDON - "We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot." Queen Elizabeth says to Tony Blair when she meets him on his first day in office, according to "A Journey:

Flashforward Coming Back To Prime Time This Fall

Flashforward Coming Back To Prime Time This Fall

According to producers of the one-season wonder television show FlashForward, it is believed that the show has been rescheduled to appear for another season. Fans from all over America want to believe the show is

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2010
Sarah Palin Convinces Florida Minister Not To Burn Koran!

Sarah Palin Convinces Florida Minister Not To Burn Koran!

In Gainesville, Florida the leader of a small church that is anti-Islamic has backed down on his threat to burn copies of the Koran. "I give full credit to Sarah Palin for this because she's the

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2010
Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, And Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, And Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer/director Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will shortly begin filming on his new movie entitled Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Brasshorn purchased the book rights from noted sports author

And It's Down To 4 Acts On America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock, Jackie Evancho, Michael Grimm, And Fighting Gravity

And It's Down To 4 Acts On America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock, Jackie Evancho, Michael Grimm, And Fighting Gravity

HOLLYWOOD - Well it has finally come down to the "Final Four." And unlike the NCAA Basketball Finals, there is not a basketball in sight. What we do have is a sensational little ten-year-old girl, Jackie

Katie Price Shows Off Her New Penis In Nude Photo Exclusive

Katie Price Shows Off Her New Penis In Nude Photo Exclusive

Katie Price, aka Jordan, shocked the world this morning with nude pictures displaying the results of her latest cosmetic surgery....a new penis! The photographs, part of an exclusive report from 'OK' magazine, showed



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