Stories Archive by Month - September

The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Osama Bin Laden Strikes With Deadly Force

Osama Bin Laden Strikes With Deadly Force

In a recently released video, Osama Bin Laden's henchman said that Al-Qaeda was responsible for the explosion in San Bruno. He said that Al-Qaeda operatives, who traveled from Arizona to California, set off a

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Necrophilia To Be Taught In Schools

The government announced today a controversial list of new subjects to be taught in schools in an effort to improve the youth of Britain's sex education. Among the subjects to be added to the new GCSE

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2010
Britney Spears' Bodyguard Wouldn't Have Sex With Her, Was He "Gay"?

Britney Spears' Bodyguard Wouldn't Have Sex With Her, Was He "Gay"?

Britney Spear's ex-bodyguard is suing the Diva because he claims he was sexually harassed. Britney flaunted her naked body in front of Mr.Flores many times, in her bedroom, in the living room, in fact anywhere where

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Media Horrified Over Speculation That Pastor May Do Something Perfectly Legal Despite Him Saying He Will Not

The world's media reacted in outrage today as Reverend Terry Jones said he would not burn a Koran. In a statement made under police protection, he told shocked reporters he also had no intention of killing

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2010
Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

The coalition government's Business Secretary Vince Cable has unveiled a miraculous plan for a squeeze on public funding for scientific research, which will completely eradicate the need for ANY cash: don't do scientific research. He urged

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2010
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Daily Links - 9/10/10

Google Instant - Search results before you type are the next hurdle. Google Instant Shortcuts - Keyboard shortcuts to search even faster. Eggbot - Have the best Easter

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Rooney Girls Told To Shut Up!

So-called "newspaper" the Daily Mirror is reporting today that other vice girls are urging the two tarts at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal to "put a sock in it." The Mirror's report comes a

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2010
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Vitamin B Prevents Alzheimers, "Sorry What Did You Say?"

Vitamin B has now been proven to prevent the brain shrinking and delay Alzheimers, "sorry what was that vitamin called?" Scientists have been testing Vitamin B on people first showing sympons of forgetfullness, "excuse me where

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2010


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In the land that time forgot, everyone had a hard time. I've written hundreds upon hundreds of horoscopes, but this......

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